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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2016

    Exuberant Trump Rally Crowd Bats Syrian Refugee Child Around Arena Before Candidate Comes On Stagepic.twitter.com/BbTx8jfLxm

    12:34 PM - 18 Mar 2016
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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 18 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Got me again. Once every 2 weeks you guys get me #Bastards #NeverChange.

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      1. I.Bridget‏ @IBBR2 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion For one second, just one, I thought this was true

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      2. Mumbles into mic‏ @jofraw 18 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Just awkwardly unfunny & hostile. Now that Telemundo owns Onion looks like less funny & more attacks on Trump & supporters.

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      3. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods 18 Mar 2016
        Replying to @jofraw

        @jofraw @TheOnion actually it was quite funny, in the sense that it's not that far off reality

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      4. Mumbles into mic‏ @jofraw 18 Mar 2016
        Replying to @JoBobsFineFoods

        @JoBobsFineFoods @TheOnion Here is REALITY! Hillary Democrat supporters murdering their own babies! HA HA HA! Oh wait It's True...

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods 18 Mar 2016
        Replying to @jofraw

        @jofraw @TheOnion Right!

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      1. Alene Marie‏ @alenesmiles 22 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham That's funny as hell, lighten up. No children were harmed in the making of this political satire meme. 😐

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      1. Pete‏ @bllybbpt 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion You shouldn't give them ideas

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      1. Cole Hankins‏ @Cole_Hankins 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @DominicDiStasio

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      1. ㅆㅂㅜㅜㅐㅌㅛ‏ @mattbarkerr 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion jesus guys

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      1. Dianne Smith‏ @Simcom2020 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Seems legit

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      1. Henster‏ @Soft_Serve 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion #investigateBenghazi

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      1. Autumn‏ @autumnprivitera 19 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @kevinocallahan5

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      1. Chad Serrant‏ @therealchadius 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion I thought this was a parody site- oh, they don't use bats, I see

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      1. collegeBLITZ‏ @collegeBLITZing 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @MikeGrossLNP Why not a piñata?

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      1. Fred McTweeter‏ @tweetinomglol 18 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion at least they dressed him like a beachball

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      1. Traderbarn‏ @Traderbarn 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @Liquid_Trader I see u guys really have gone all HRC now.

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      1. Maria Sweeney‏ @_thesweeneytodd 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @DebbieJTaylor

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      1. Clyde Christian‏ @clydestuary 21 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion you're giving the asshole ideas! http://www.amazon.com/Porn-Expo-Psycho-Day-Christian-ebook/dp/B00VZA9AZ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1458547261&sr=8-1&keywords=porn+expo …

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