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@TheOnion Best laugh I've had since I found out people like Trump.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane I was about to be "fake outraged" but then I remembered its the onion so....
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@nelaknight@BigMoviebuff56 I'm a see animal.
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@TheOnion How do you make an Elephant Float? Add two scoops of ice cream and throw it in a SeaWorld tank.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there's a dentist somewhere ordering front row seats as we speak.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sea World calls them 'experiences' now. No more shows!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion slightly more cruel than other shows. But only slightly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Janitors pissed about the mess.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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