@TheOnion we're screwed
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@TheOnion confirming another of Einstein's assertions, namely that God does not play dice?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess God is a little bit off his rocker, you know?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope he finds it soon since Dixie Carter has been dead for like 10 years....
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@TheOnion It's ok, when only given two choices go with the third.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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