I forgot his name last night and was yelling at someone "YOU KNO, THE TURTLE MAN!!" And they knew!! @marysasays @jeffffreyiles
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@AnnCauley@TheOnion A: Get a life, B: Adopt a sense of humor
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oh, optics, Onion, imagine if that SCOTUS candidate were a brown Muslim lady (ahem; that's their joke)
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@TheOnion@RamieIsTweeting Addison Mitchell McConnell has lost his mind. He better be trying to silence the ANTI-CHRIST DTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love you, Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's very Walking Dead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In the other hand he is holding Statue of Liberty's headThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too bad Obama...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What else did anyone expect.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JoePerticone That's so JVThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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