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@TheOnion maybe I could change him?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol ...all jokes aside. I can't believe he has sex. Who would sleep with this clown? Even worse he claims someone married him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OH MY GODThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you're the common denominator Not them. You. Tell them on first date you're married and all you want is sex not the fifthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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