@TheOnion is this happening now? or has this already happen?
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@CelebScolder@TheOnion beating me to it. -
@jake_scott@TheOnion haha im all hop up on flat cola and instant coffee.
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@TheOnion sounds like they'd be cutting a need for future tense at the same time, if you know what I mean.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Unemployed Black Drop Outs Forced To Prostitute Other Races Because The State Will Not Create Jobs For Them, rap implicitly saysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JasmineDahm You gotta share this one with staff at Audubon, guaranteed they'll love it!
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@TheOnion @shanefuzzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least they won't be talking about it for long.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the article is outdated: 2007! Why not cut English all together?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion let's cut present tense and have the true generation of confusion...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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HAAAA! "
@TheOnion: Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs http://onion.com/1YXDSU9 pic.twitter.com/Gm8AIXdrVw”
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@TheOnion "cutting the Future Tense" would have been a little more pointed?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haven't read this yet but this sounds good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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