@TheOnion Eat more. You're welcome.
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@TheOnion eat everything. Expiration dates are just suggestions. Prepare for this, too.pic.twitter.com/cTJv7jXRTK
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@TheOnion We should give it to poor countries. They love America's garbage.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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