@TheOnion Wives everywhere say "Amateur"
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@TheOnion@michael_maloy_ I laughed much harder when I saw you retweeted this.#tigerwoodspgatour2005 -
@tfields115@TheOnion I retweeted it because that is so me its unbelievable!
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@TheOnion@MoffattSteve WTF? Is this one of those directed, subliminal/passive tweets. That I could get IF ONLY I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how could this possibly be news. he's just a random guy! smhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Called Trump SyndroneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is too trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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