@TheOnion @Mr_C_Allen308 smh you made us all think it was real
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@TheOnion " Their ways of communication, were "Smoke signals " whether good or bad news©.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a tradition proudly carried on today on the fenders of our nation's hot rods!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Check me out! Er, put me out. Please. (pats down flames) See? Animal prints are still in," they gruntedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What??? You've never heard of Cave Man big screen?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion impress friends, bang women (over the head with club)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they had to be Kansas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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