@TheOnion Not easy. Alot'a bending over for the soap. 

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@TheOnion women have been doing it for years, now men will follow in their footstepsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion paradigm shift...My second least favorite catchphrase. Lol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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