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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Mar 2016

    Mom Wants To Know If You’ll Be Free If She Visits 14 Months From Now http://onion.com/1Ra27Zg pic.twitter.com/JszYYzeN8s

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      1. Kurt Sigmund‏ @AKSigmund001 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I think I'm having a colonoscopy that day...

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      2. 290 lb pelican‏ @LectorOfficial 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane @kingscruffy93 dat u - _ -

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      4. sam  ➡️ g jones‏ @samlikespizza93 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @samlikespizza93

        @LectorOfficial @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane but hey in like maybe possibly of November of 2019 will you be free? Planning a trip to sf ya know

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      1. Dr. Pablo Pistola‏ @drpablopistola 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Just give her a key to the place. Shouldn't ever be a problem.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion That's too far ahead, Mom!

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      2. Tom Riley‏ @ThomasKRiley 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @sleep_number

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      3. Betsy Schlemeier‏ @1struleoftweets 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ThomasKRiley

        @ThomasKRiley @TheOnion and what side dish will you bring?

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      1. Bus Metro Walking Doh‏ @DohMtl 10 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion hmm, yeah... Probably not, I don't think so.

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      1. Tristan Drysdale‏ @TristanDrysdale 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion it could be 14 years, the answer is still NO.

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      1. N R G‏ @nrgravelin 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion This is me.

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      1. John Moss‏ @TekeMeHomeTnght 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @kenuhdeewithani Just kennedi things

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      1. Wolverine in Buckeye Land‏ @Real_ChrisScott 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Jesus are you kidding me?....yes

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      1. Armin Pöll‏ @apoell 10 Mar 2016
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        .@TheOnion Hey, tell mum i'll be running late and will call her when i'm on my way

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Can probably work her into the schedule for a few minutes late in the afternoon.

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      1. Lisa Gilmore‏ @lisamariefromct 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion We're trying to pin you down before you make plans to go off to say, Atlanta, for your break

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      1. Fitzy Mo Peña‏ @FitzyMoPena 17 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @_iftheshoeFITZ mom

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      1. Rachel E. Post Ph.D., NP-C‏ @rachizzle_post 14 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane that's cute. When my Mom died, one the last things I told her is she can haunt me as a ghost. She believed in them

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      1. Jessica Mulligan‏ @fd0293b6dfac46b 10 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane she's sweet😁well of course.... I wouldn't mind going out to eat or something

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