@TheOnion It's gonna take more than 250 bottle-rockets glued to grandma's walker. 

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@TheOnion Hope he makes it available to all of us if Trump or Cruz becomes president.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I bet you'll need Amazon Prime to ride it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@LeafyIsHere Bro I got chuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this covered under Amazon Prime?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds like Sirens of Titan stuff to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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