@TheOnion @anniemalllll *sobs*
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@sarah_jwh@TheOnion this what I spent my Sunday doing, rejecting this dude who kept "persevering" all night. I was so sad/ragey
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@anniemalllll I get so mad when I hear older ladies tell "how we met" stories that end with "persistence works!" bc NO. Leave me alone. -
@anniemalllll I hear it all the time at church, and I attend a singles congregation. This is the wrong message to give college age guys
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@TheOnion @bradleynit@takeobrady@sanndy_cheekz lyndelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Until they remove you forcefully, keep on swinging slugger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Basically my entire week in Miami and Key WestThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@deezelmcnabb my new dream job is to write Onion articles -
@colin_perrier send me all your rough drafts.
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@KM_TheKing@TheOnion didn't realize the onion did a special story on you
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@TheOnion you're live on my@RebelMouse http://rbl.ms/1x60NAhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no he's just a douche.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol
"@TheOnion: Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her http://onion.com/1Sy1RZv pic.twitter.com/3LsSJjAMls”
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