@TheOnion Keep the U in Uterus!
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@TheOnion Her three adopted sons didn't bring her enough joy. Ingrate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion god said "CAT LADY"don't fight it. HahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not my will but God's will be done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm a transgender woman. I want one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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