@TheOnion Not so far off. Animal rights people want to give human status to gorillas. Can't wait to see THAT jury.
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@TheOnion If they are old enough to poop into a toilet, they can certainly navigate the justice system.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well doneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cute, but ANY jury would let them off. Unless maybe some in Texas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who ever that judge is he needs a new occupation !!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Supreme Court is a jury of their peers. So is congress.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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