@TheOnion what a time to be alive
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@TheOnion @JdBr0wn just keeping the metabolism going. I don't see the problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@peppercoyote Welp, time to take up residence in Old Country Buffet. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this was me last night. threw up at 4amThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @loonarider GrossThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is true actually.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some days I feel like I do.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Human garbarators..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Corby 's looking rough todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Shkungie this looks like your dadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @DobbieSayzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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