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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Mar 2016

    Bloated, Rotund Bernie Sanders Reveals He Has Finished Drinking All Of Flint’s Water Supply http://onion.com/1psWSOd pic.twitter.com/4omyLKig0A

    5:20 PM - 6 Mar 2016
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      2. Andrew‏ @GodEmperorLeto 6 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Really obeying your new masters that fund Hillary well, eh Onion?

        2 replies 4 retweets 52 likes
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      2. Lindsey Haun‏Verified account @HaunSoloProject 6 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion does Hillary own you? #democraticconspiracy2016

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Cletus the Slack-jawed Yōkai‏ @PrototypeCube 6 Mar 2016
        Replying to @HaunSoloProject

        @HaunSoloProject @TheOnion one of her larger campaign contributors does, as of a while ago. it's so blatant

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Justin Berry‏ @jb_tweets_yall 6 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion how is this shit even funny? Oh wait, for a second I forgot who just bought you guys

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      1. Stringman‏ @somerset_young 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion are you even trying

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      1. Daniel Anthony‏ @DA3_18 6 Mar 2016
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        .@TheOnion Look who was bought by a buddy of @HillaryClinton! #FeeltheBern #Hillary2016 #Bernie2016 #BernieSanders https://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha-ha-hillary-clintons-top-financial-supporter-now-controls-the-onion/ …

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      1. Aled Lewis‏ @Aled 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion used to be funny

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      1. zfnd‏ @zfnd 6 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion horrible

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      1. Illegal Smile‏ @grooveonthis 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion terrible

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      1. John Moxin‏ @jwmox 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Goddamnit Onion, could you just go back to being funny? Shilling for Clinton is just sad.

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      1. SD‏ @smallville730 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion man, Hilary sure is enjoying the fact that she owns you now, huh?

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      1. Zachary Nathanson‏ @ZNathanson 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion OH SHIT IT'S MR. CREOSOTE!

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      1. Mickey Tank-Bank‏ @freddofett 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion that Photoshop is terrible

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      1. AirBear  🇨🇦 🐻 🇺🇸‏ @a_goosa 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion LOL Whut!?!

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      1. Robert Andrews‏ @USARob96 14 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @coolstorykals 💀💀💀💀💀

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      1. #endapartheid‏ @benjaminholgate 7 Mar 2016
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        <cues David Brinkley music> Breaking @TheOnion has sprayed digital diarrhea on its own dumpster fire. Duh dut dut dut duh dut @clutchv1lle

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      1. Matthew Haverman‏ @Todays_Entry 6 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion THAT IS TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!! (Am I the first who doesn't understand satire sites?? PLEASE!!!)

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