@TheOnion Parents didn't have health insurance and are now in debt to the owner of the manger.
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@TheOnion cesarean birthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just had to ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion come on… are you serious!? next thing you're going to tell us that he was delivered at a JEWISH hospitalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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