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@TheOnion yeah saving lives IS COOL#notblowingsmokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Makers of Mini Vans see a marketing opportunity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Of course they have. What would modern air travel be, without spontaneous incidents of nicotine withdrawal induced, air rage?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion could be worse, he could look like a near-sighted parrot that works in a bank ala@iamjohnoliver :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't smoke and I find this dumb.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Makes zero sense. Why not also ban bread and burgers for 'tempting' people on diets or with coeliac?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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