@TheOnion I KNEW these idiot billionaires couldn't think-up their strategies! Ripping-off the Greeks! 
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@TheOnion@ImpactDemocracy NOT.....FUNNY....TOO....REALThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Archaeologists discovered the Greeks cheated in their voting, too. Wish I was joking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The same anthropologists all got drunk later on and went to the strip club and discovered ass...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ImpactDemocracy It's so good to see Citizens United.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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