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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2016

    Sanders Campaign Headquarters Smashed Up By Gang Of Pinkerton Union Busters http://onion.com/21HQOPA pic.twitter.com/NCr5jIDYz6

    11:55 AM - 2 Mar 2016
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    12 replies 649 retweets 1,072 likes
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      2. 0wen‏ @oweniguess 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion we get it you're owned by a hillary supporter

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Anilorotze Lomar ''tw*tter should ban nazis''‏ @nutellaicecream 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @oweniguess

        @oweniguess @TheOnion enlighten me: what part of "Hillary hired the Pinkertons to attack Sanders HQ" encourages the reader to vote Hillary?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. 0wen‏ @oweniguess 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @nutellaicecream

        @carsofreidginsb @TheOnion defamation of the other candidate. if you pay attention to the onion lately there's been no negative hillary

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Anilorotze Lomar ''tw*tter should ban nazis''‏ @nutellaicecream 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @oweniguess

        @oweniguess @TheOnion is claiming that Bernie likes unions somehow defamation?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      7. 0wen‏ @oweniguess 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Steve______B

        @Steve______B @carsofreidginsb @TheOnion alright nerds do keep in mind this is the reply section on the onion's twitter.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      9. 0wen‏ @oweniguess 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @Steve______B

        @Steve______B @carsofreidginsb i don't care its more scumbag-y than anything. onion used to be unbiased satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Larry Crabapples‏ @LarryCrabapples 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I see my associates I hired for a hefty sum have done their share of the deal. A sound victory for the bull moose party!

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      1. Rectal Th'mometer‏ @rectalthmometer 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion they still do this shit they just don't use "physical" violence anymore... they use red tape and regulations.

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      1. SEIU Archivist‏ @SEIUArchivist 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, @TheOnion, you've done it again. Easily the funniest (and only humorous) article about union busting I've ever read.

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      1. Hermione Slack‏ @Meganta61 3 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion hey guys!The satire here is so gentle, so tame and mocks both Hillary and Bernie. Relax.Take your indignation elsewhere.

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      1. Julie Ann‏ @juliegillrn52 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion A lot of people here don't seem to know that The Onion is satirical!

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      1.  🦇Jack The King Ophe 🇲🇽‏ @BlackIceSheep 2 Mar 2016
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        Lol butthurt Sanders camp. @TheOnion

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      1. David  🌹 Yomtov‏ @Liebchen59 2 Mar 2016
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        I am still waiting for the @TheOnion's humorous stabs at @HillaryClinton's campaign. Oh, wait! That won't happen, will it. #ClintOnion

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @mchlspada4a lol

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      1. devil bison (play on my name not a sf thing)‏ @DevvyBoyyy 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Noooooooo!

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Just wondering what took them so long to show up?

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