@TheOnion If you got it, flaunt it
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@TheOnion@bobandtom Me: "I can fix that." Him: "No thanks, I'm good."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I didn't know you did a story about@TheyCallMeDSP . Glad to see his serious condition getting the attention it deserves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sadsackjetsfan Webster's dictionary has a new definition for "loser"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Bigwillyfaul just in case you need an excuse to be lazy

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@TheOnion that doesn't work in this day and age of medicine anymore! Just lazy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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