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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2016

    Underfunded Scientists Force Lipstick-Covered Rat With Cancer To Run Through Maze http://onion.com/1Lx5LQH pic.twitter.com/a0bdlLnvfN

    5:45 AM - 2 Mar 2016
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    16 replies 364 retweets 834 likes
      1. apppro‏ @apppro1 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Sounds like 2016 election process.

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      2. Sonali‏ @smali6 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @aasangani_09 This is my favorite onion article ever. But also, it's eerily true lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Amee Sangani‏ @aasangani_09 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @smali6

        @smali6 @TheOnion does it happen on the norm in your lab? Haha

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Sonali‏ @smali6 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @aasangani_09

        @aasangani_09 @TheOnion lol NO! Animal care regulations are SO strict.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Amee Sangani‏ @aasangani_09 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @smali6

        @smali6 @TheOnion hahah I know, I'm kidding!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Sonali‏ @smali6 2 Mar 2016
        Replying to @aasangani_09

        @aasangani_09 @TheOnion They're treated like royalty and I am not even exaggerating haha

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sofia Salinas‏ @Fia_Salinas 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @RachelNabood teeth

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      1. Emine mustafa‏ @Emineomer2 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @m0ccha616 I hate cruelty to any of the Almighty,s creation including human cruelty and suffering 😥

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      1. Derrick Lewis Fan Account‏ @VasaceFibonacci 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @shieldman18 💀

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      1. Beto for Texas  🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸‏ @shielapul 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion horrible....and why i only buy vegan & untested on animals cosmetics.

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      2. Adria McCulloch‏ @adriamcculloch 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @ar0mcintosh did you write this grant?https://twitter.com/theonion/status/705026180689350657 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Underfunded Scientists Force Lipstick-Covered Rat With Cancer To Run Through Maze http://onion.com/1Lx5LQH  pic.twitter.com/a0bdlLnvfN
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Robin Roberts‏ @DigDeep911 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion they do worse to people! Research Targeted Individual, and Electronic weapons. It's real and it's time everyone became concerned!

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      1. Evan Franke‏ @FrankeEvan 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @Lunsford_XC

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      1. Indigo Child‏ @ashleysweet417 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion wtf

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      1.  ❤️ Expressive Pets‏ @RealTeriFLA 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion wee should use politicians as test rats, not helpless animals.

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      1. MrBoots‏ @MrBootsTheCat11 2 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion Results encouraged congress to double funding for NIH.

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