@TheOnion "man, whos really not here when he says he is, isnt really there either, whether he's here or not cannot be argued, thus" unknown
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@TheOnion also to watch you guys stroke hillary's balls.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Years ago, during a Girl Scouts sleepover, we made a home movie about a touch lamp that somehow killed people. So this is amazing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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