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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Mar 2016

    Where @BernieSanders Stands On The Issues: http://onion.com/bernie  #SuperTuesdaypic.twitter.com/ncZ692zrcp

    10:07 AM - 1 Mar 2016
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    24 replies 89 retweets 193 likes
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      2. Firehouse Davis‏ @firehousedavis 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders Didn't the Onion get bought by a group that is pouring money into Clinton? Yeah...about that. #FeelTheBern

        1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Kevin Konrad Hanna but scary‏ @frogchildren 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders wow, these are hardly jokes. Your bias is embarrassing. RIP The Onion 1988- 2015

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      1. SteeOne  🌹 🐦‏ @SteeOne 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders Thanks Hillary for killing fun at the onion. You just have to kill everything don't you

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      1. The God-King Wang‏ @thegodkingwang 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders you can tell a Clinton supporter bought the Onion with that Iran comment. Onion used to question our militarism.

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      1. Chewbacca‏ @ChewbaccaCT 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @BernieSanders Bought by a major Hillary donor, starts turning out nothing but propaganda in place of comedy. Huge surprise.

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      1. SteeOne  🌹 🐦‏ @SteeOne 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @BernieSanders @HillaryClinton we know she owns you Onion.

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      1. Charles Munn,‏ @CharlesMunn1 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It seems The Onion is now actually #TheSkunk. If so,& you'd rather not reek of HRC, it's prob best to avoid it. ;o) @BernieSanders

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      1. Chewbacca‏ @ChewbaccaCT 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @BernieSanders RIP The Onion

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      1. Abby Szargiej‏ @ASzargiej 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion CEO is a Hilary supporter so this will be unbiased.

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      1. Citizens Fed Up‏ @CitizensFedUp 1 Mar 2016
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        .@TheOnion @BernieSanders ======> #SuperTuesday <======> #BernieWho <======

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      2. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders Bernie's platform: take everyone's savings! No one deserves savings because I can spend it better than you can

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. broke boy ben‏ @knifedawg 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @petesfg

        @petesfg @TheOnion @BernieSanders 80% of people would pay less federal taxes under a Sanders presidency, actually.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @knifedawg

        @knifedawg @TheOnion @BernieSanders and those 80% have no savings. Socialists want to confiscate savings - savings = capital

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      2. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders He led a campaign that got notice from everyone.

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      3. Andrew‏ @tresunumsunt 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ChannelEi8ht

        @CruizinCanada @TheOnion @BernieSanders yep. that is his contribution, and it is a significant one. his messages will influence dems 4 years

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Andrew‏ @tresunumsunt 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @tresunumsunt

        @CruizinCanada @TheOnion @BernieSanders dont agree with him on most points, but he has brought 2 light the real problem of income inequality

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 1 Mar 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BernieSanders do Hillary now!

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      1. Telthar‏ @Telthar 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @BernieSanders so where is the Hillary one Onion?

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      1. cosme sanchez‏ @fulanito123 1 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @BernieSanderspic.twitter.com/9sciGoLjmb

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