@TheOnion WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME ONION COME ON THAT PHYSICALLY BRUTALIZED MY HEART THAT AIN'T GOOD FOR ME
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@TheOnion WHY, ONION? WHY?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's the Zionist depopulation programme in dog years?pic.twitter.com/UtzjfPb1XP
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@TheOnion Sad newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RichardBratby RT@TheOnion: Elderly Dog Can Already Tell Owner Doesn’t Think She’s Worth $3,000 Gallstone Surgeryhttp://onion.com/1L2I4Qg -
@AnnetteRubery Poor old Fudge.
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@TheOnion You just have to divide the cost by the number of years you'll feel guilty for having let the only one who ever loved you die.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SO SAD!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A word to the wise: EuthanizeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I came here to laugh, not to feelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion surely She Worth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@reginagalluzzo .....let karen know. -
@bridget_gormley this kills me .. Karen still thinks the surgeries are worth it THANK GOD
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@TheOnion she's worth it to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion people getting mad over this lmao they're the Onion they wouldn't be doing their job if they didn't piss someone offThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, but it's waaay worse when you have to do it to Grandma. Man, that woman never lets up! Gave u life,blah,blah,blah.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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