@TheOnion There is no such thing as a perfect man or woman. No decent woman gets drunk in the first place.
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@TheOnion Pushing this stupid one again huh? Where's the funny here? Your wit and facetiousness is lacking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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