@TheOnion @magzmorris I know the feel
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@TheOnion@EmileeAnneW@tholman10 @Sarah_Cheesefry@alana_layne @mattglow13Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@huntfobooty "His slightly undersized American Apparel T-shirt tightly hugging his sweaty, protruding stomach."
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@TheOnion@jonowells Craig, Curtis, Tommy F...the truth is out there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, the struggling actors meekly added that "money could possibly be a factor" in not trying PropeciaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg how is this so true and funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ohyoumeandaniel@TheOnion @jmay_11@erictotheroh "Balding improv teacher Eric"
Other than being hilarious, this is sadly true to life.
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@TheOnion Reason number 47 why we need more female comediansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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