@TheOnion I look up whenever feel a thump under my car.
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@TheOnion@ConWeather Right. Drinking while driving OK too if you pause between guzzles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion isn't this a bit dangerous? I mean people sometimes take Onion seriously... now it could get them (or others) killed! -
@alipasha_s@TheOnion natural selection
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane @ArtisanalPerryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good idea. Should improve gene pool significantlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I actually believed it for a moment...;) lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@KingslyFishao@TheOnion I like the picture lol in the middle of both lanes lol
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@TheOnion better, best, bestest?!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane this is the kind of information we need in our high schools. The kids deserve the truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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