@TheOnion I get the gist, but M-80s don't have propellants. They just explode... but, I suppose the misidentification is part of the humor?
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@guyandsuch@TheOnion you look like you know
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@TheOnion @DougR1117 Hahaha, what if all Trump supporters vowed to move to Canada if he loses. Canada would build a wall :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Uh-uh.'I'm DRUMPF All The Way!'#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgainThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kevinocallahan5 who macek thinks you areThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Boom_Town_@ThunderMob405 -
@jdsilva_ that's too real
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@theonion@mryannagy Funny...not entirely true but made me chuckleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JJElliott10 absolutely done

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@TheOnion@ADAMATOMIC sad Hillary bought the onion or I'd laugh at thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion holy shit lmfaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@shieldman18 this is actually gonna be a lot of people in July
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