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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2016

    Best Visual Effects Oscar Introduced By Highly Acclaimed Lens Flare http://onion.com/21uhczN  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/kZ51CkdYEf

    6:54 PM - 28 Feb 2016
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    20 replies 643 retweets 1,293 likes
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      2. idahogie‏ @danielmhenry 28 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I thought Flare was only on @YouTube @CDisillusionhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEOXxzW2vU0P-0THehuIIeg …

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      3. Captain Disillusion‏Verified account @CDisillusion 28 Feb 2016
        Replying to @danielmhenry

        .@danielmhenry @TheOnion @YouTube He almost never wears his red tux. Looking sharp, @MisterFlare!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Melody Cooper‏ @melodyMcooper 28 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HeroesInColor00 Almost as blinding as her shoulders!

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      1. Funk Soul Bubby‏ @funksoulbubby 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @jakercsmar JJ!

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      1. Chad P.‏ @JimmyOneLeg93 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion and the Oscar goes to J.J. Abrams!

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      1. Born Again Hard‏ @RBaindourov 8 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @kertgartner @God was at the #Oscars

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      1. Philip Cariño‏ @tauhan 29 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Jessica Chastain! <3

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      1. Mo & Jinks‏ @MoandJinks 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion is this Hillary propaganda or humor? Can't tell

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      1. Maria-Stella‏ @ladlebunny 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion when sound editing walked up to collect the Oscar and the sound cut out on the tv

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      2. courtney ropp‏ @CourtCourt_OA 28 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JeskEyre beautiful work.

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      3. Jess‏ @JeskEyre 28 Feb 2016
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        @c_ropp @TheOnion Ha.

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      1. Sang‏ @SangPark9 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion JJ ABRAMS BOY

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      1. regina brown‏ @musiclover712 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion funny once again@TheOnion 😊😊😊👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

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      1. Alex Bradshaw‏ @Abrad119 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion MURPH!!!!

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      1. Pat Rocchi‏ @procchi 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion comments on the Oscars.

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      1. Maria Caballero‏ @MariaCa11026304 28 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion very disappointed 😔😔 Mad Max... Getting so many awards. Something is definitely wrong - there are too many great movies👎🏻

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