@TheOnion "Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man." Thomas Paine
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@business4saleus onion's been getting shitty in the last few monthsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is like the 4th time you've posted thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I respect this God. RT
@TheOnion Top Story: Bored God Tries To Fit All Of Jupiter In Mouth http://onion.com/211KpN2 pic.twitter.com/x3JMJCFjLn
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@TheOnion Been there. Done that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that headline would make no sense to Ancient Greeks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it -+$(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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