@TheOnion @Krakenstein Funny until you replace the words "The Onion" with Depression. Then horribly accurate.
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@TheOnion@blatta_in_al that's why I wait till noonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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so relevant.
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@TheOnion sounds legit...dang tho, who's gonna make my coffee!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Karan_Dehart Still in bed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Depressive intrusive thoughts or Onion headlines? I can't tell the difference anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Bigfoot1355 man I knew it! I was right all along. Not gonna let my wife trick me again to take the pillow of my head next time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All this time all I had was anecdotal evidence. I feel like I've been vindicated, so thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and a very good chance you're gonna have to do somethingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paranoids have REAL enemies too, ya know !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh fuck! I knew it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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