@TheOnion Come on now guys, we can do better than just recycling tweets, right?
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@TheOnion his secret is clenching a thumbtack between his buttocks, and then squeeeeze. It creates tears and rageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Local man chosen to be Hollywood star purely due to being photogenic now recognised to be great actor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I still don't see whats special about the guy performance wise.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion here's a freebie for you: "Police Forces Hiring Shorter Recruits In Effort to Reduce Uniform Costs"#yourewelcomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And got cold enough in that fricking freezing water!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Had the bear received a nomination?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They shoulda given him an Emmy for putting up with Kirk Cameron while on Growing Pains too. :|Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion c'mon, he nearly froze to death multiple times, that's a lot more dedication than most actors give -
@sweetrain1234@TheOnion so that somehow equals better acting? -
@robinia_rachaba@TheOnion I said nothing about ppl's acting, I don't think there's anything wrong with his tho. Article was too flippant
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@TheOnion 恐怕又要落选哪~~~~Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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