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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Feb 2016

    More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions http://onion.com/1TbYmcl pic.twitter.com/Rd4LfCO6mY

    9:14 AM - 26 Feb 2016
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      1. johnisveganafⓋ‏ @grittyprose 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's funny and it sheds light on the reality of #meat and #dairy industries... #GoVegan #vegan #AnimalRights #animalcruelty

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      2. Erlee Pennington‏ @Erlee2Rise 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion SOY BEANS have #GMO, and that's cruel. They don't have right to resist.

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      3. alexis (´-`).。oO‏ @bbykeiko_ 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Erlee2Rise

        @Erlee2Rise there are many non GMO soybean products. If you have to, stick with those

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      4. Erlee Pennington‏ @Erlee2Rise 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @bbykeiko_

        @bbykeiko_ How do I know? GMO labeling was defeated in my state, so tofu which is mostly not labeled.

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      5. alexis (´-`).。oO‏ @bbykeiko_ 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Erlee2Rise

        @Erlee2Rise I have some at home. Ill send you which tofu I use that is non-GMO. (Silk milk is non GMO)

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      6. Erlee Pennington‏ @Erlee2Rise 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @bbykeiko_

        @bbykeiko_ Not looking for one, TY. Just scared with what they do here.http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2014/04/superweeds-arent-only-trouble-gmo-soy …

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      7. Erlee Pennington‏ @Erlee2Rise 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Erlee2Rise

        @bbykeiko_ People like you know what to get, but what about those consumers who don't know what #Monsanto is doing?

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      8. alexis (´-`).。oO‏ @bbykeiko_ 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Erlee2Rise

        @Erlee2Rise Agreed! It's very scary. Monsanto is disgusting and I hate to see people who also fall for their lies and tricks.

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      1. Aaron Craig, J.D. esq.‏ @HeyRoo1 26 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This soy will never know the joy of sunlight on its leaves, or rainwater in its roots. So cruel. Buy humanely raised!!

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      1. Iceblue52‏ @Iceblue52Roth 3 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @JonB_ChemE We don't want engineered food. Stop playing God. You just make a mess. Listen to this voice. "Organic please."

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Please, Please only buy cage free soy products.

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      1.  🗿Barrett 🌊Dunn 🗿‏ @HotBeefBarrett 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @GrantIsntReal

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 26 Feb 2016
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        @theonion I’m looking for “Free-Range” soy

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      1. Lieutenant Dudealicious‏ @iamdudethedog 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion soybeans are #someonenotsomething too!

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      1. David Blatch‏ @DavidBlatch 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @therummer I feel like we should start adopting some of these principals in our own work.

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      1. Red State Democrat‏ @mcwashtx 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion How are the beans slaughtered?

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      1. Grant Judkins‏ @geezknz 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Abhorrent.

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      1. shooooe  👻 ☠‏ @shewz 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Jesus, they can't even turn around and are surrounded in their own waste!

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      1. Victor Andres‏ @VictorAndresMC 26 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion best one from 2016. Congrats.

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