@TheOnion that's how i wanna go out
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@TheOnion@jowgowdon09@Brandon_Story@quailman69 you think Mike Tyson can last 4 years in the ring with a gorilla? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion ""Because these things tend to run in the family"


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@TheOnion one of the classicsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Poor man, I'll remember his life as the man who wanted to get it on with Donkey Kong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ConBonCrumble What the fuck is this
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@DavidWillingal1@TheOnion It mildly ticked me haha
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@TheOnion@wild_golbat The best Onion article in years!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You always hear "After a long battle with cancer..." Never "After a short battle with a car..." (Or in
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@TheOnion 15-50% off any#Amazon price w/#bitcoin If you use Amazon & bitcoin ,or get#btc with gift cards at https://purse.io/?_a=cryptoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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