@TheOnion Not before we have another world war, at least.
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@TheOnion Also, jesus Onion, you're supposed to be funny not depressing.pic.twitter.com/oLMSQafQbr
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@TheOnion what are you talking about?!? haven't you heard of the game-changing app I just developed?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion South Carolina is going to kickstart this new era by getting out to vote for@BernieSanders ! Go SC!!!#FeelTheBernThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SensualLmberjck@TheOnion I have an American friend that died of cancer because she couldn't get healthcare. Shit sucks.
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@TheOnion@jjmartin451 It's time people woke up to reality. We've lost our work ethic and dimmed down our schools.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Still waiting on my jetpackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @PracticallyDeoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @EnwroughtDreams Unless we vote for the presidential candidate you belong to?pic.twitter.com/qztMRp2bJJ
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@TheOnion where's the lie?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess all the scientists and engineers can pack it in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Because still there is much profit from oil due to high demand and vice versaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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