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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Feb 2016

    Tips For Selecting A Churchhttps://amp.twimg.com/v/364f5c99-3527-463c-9383-0c75123e5c78 …

    3:47 PM - 24 Feb 2016
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    15 replies 129 retweets 273 likes
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      2. Brandt Brickell‏ @brandt_brickell 24 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion stay home?

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      3. drops•of•silver‏ @encryptedlines 24 Feb 2016
        Replying to @brandt_brickell

        @brandt_brickell @TheOnion Fuck yes. Thank you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Gambler2‏ @gambler2 24 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Here a better tip ........DON'T

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      1. Nanda Panda‏ @NandaPanjandrum 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion :-D

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      1. christopher young‏ @mrchrisveritas 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion As usual, neither funny nor clever. Keep it up. Yawn.

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      1. tara harris~...‏ @tarataracl0ud 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion you gotta hang around after for the yummy snacks... c'monnn.... & you really should have mentioned the music; *real reason to go*

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      1. tara harris~...‏ @tarataracl0ud 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion. Go Quaker. Seriously~ 😈

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Top priority. Does any service or Mass conflict with your sports viewing on Sundays? If no cleared the main hurdle.

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      2. NomDeNick‏ @NomDeNick1 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @NomDeNick1 Add: level of clergy denial directly affects how hypocritical your church's support wars of aggression.

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      3. NomDeNick‏ @NomDeNick1 24 Feb 2016
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        NomDeNick Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion https://twitter.com/theonion/status/702641009058951168 … ....add that to this....

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Tips For Selecting A Church https://amp.twimg.com/v/364f5c99-3527-463c-9383-0c75123e5c78 …
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      1. Iain Crawford 🃏‏ @icrawford17 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion some great advice.Thanks Onion!

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      2. Tamzan Miller‏ @tamzanmiller 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion why is it OK to make fun of churches? Without them, who would welcome refugees, mentor at risk youth, house the homeless?

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      3. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 24 Feb 2016
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        @tamzanmiller @TheOnion It's all in good fun. Any group is subject to jokes and laughs. It isn't typically meant to demean them in any way

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      1. JustSusan‏ @TassajaraRd 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion thx u ! That helps :)

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