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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Feb 2016

    Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On First Day Back At Home http://onion.com/1LEbXRF pic.twitter.com/NcA9jRdvjY

    5:30 PM - 23 Feb 2016
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      1. Lyon8Jolyon‏ @Lyon_LA 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Republicans upset about Trump should be reminded they created the cesspool in which his fans fermented... #stupidisasstupiddoes

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      1. Libra‏ @libramango 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Leave Jeb Bush alone. He has dropped out of the presidential race. Focus on that "Bigot" trump!

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      1. Iain Macdonald‏ @iaindmacdonald 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Please cook

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      1. Paige Matsuda‏ @keiko_paige 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz @jeennyygarcia

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      1. daniel‏ @dantheman799 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @jakehovan here's your damn link

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I hear he couldn't remember any of the names of his servants either.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion ~After an epic fail at college, Jeb!, must cope with the difficulties, of a semi normal life.

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      1. BAD Boo!  🎃‏ @BoydADavis1 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz The Bush Legacy is dead!!! Trump stomped on it like he kicked Ivana to the curb!!!

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      1. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK so did Bush following 9/11 when he uttered: "They have hijacked Islam" DUFUS factor runs deep in the Bush family

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      1. carlosjii‏ @carlosjii 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @ThadBeversdorf Jeb is dodoish like GWB ("misunderestimated ") only more so.

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      1. LawrieM‏ @Furlozza 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Colvinius Why does he look like @StephenAtHome , only greyer?

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      1. Sean Boo--sick  🎃‏ @SeanBusick 23 Feb 2016
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        Please retweet, er, clap. "@TheOnion: Jeb Bush Bungles Several Questions On 1st Day Back http://onion.com/1LEbXRF  pic.twitter.com/69QGh4dlia"

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      1. Andrew Bryan‏ @good_ol_nigro 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @zpanos19 poor Jeb

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      1. Whatever  ♣️ 📛 🍺‏ @Cowboy_2278 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion now that's funny

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      1. auntie 👻‏ @PasaasiApatsi 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Bungles had me thinking of bundles, so for a sec thought Jeb did that Cox cable bundle thing.

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