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@TheOnion Keeping Up With The Kardashians.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Unhinge his jaw, like his friend, the snake does.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God is a stoned frat guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can@TheTweetOfGod create a planet so big that he can't fit it in his own mouth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For a month and a side bet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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