"It’s depressing to think about, but I may never hear the priest say to me, 'You did a great job, bud. High-five.'" http://www.theonion.com/r/52413tsd
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@TheOnion Dear Onion, you need new writers. Haven't been funny for ages.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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