@TheOnion is the joke that this is actually real news? 
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@TheOnion Anyone: feel free to explain. -
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@anderworx@AbeAnnis@TheOnion sigh. This is satire on Snapchat's Privacy Policy - they've been hacked / sold your data a million times
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@TheOnion For possibly the first time ever, I don't get it. The joke can't be that they're just funny-sounding words... can it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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