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@TheOnion People this is "THE ONION" it is satire! This didn't HAPPEN! It is PRETEND! It is intended to be funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She ought to know better...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dashing personalityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion looking very gorjiousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That woman wasn't dumped...She was set free from an idiot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ShakespeareanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow this guy is stupid, always dump chicks before Valentines and Christmas, and you save some big bucks. Dumping 101.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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