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@TheOnion because I always wrap my newborn in aluminum foil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't promote fur. Jesus -
@CoolGreenPines@TheOnion And that burrito was wrapped in the hide of an innocent ear of corn. -
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@TheOnion LOL...but then held by a woman wearing a fur lined jacket. I mean, seriously. Not cool, Onion! - 4 more replies
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Proper burrito care RT
@TheOnion: Burrito Shielded From Cold As Though It Were a Newborn http://onion.com/1QV92FR pic.twitter.com/dReOQE3Si9
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@TheOnion newborn burritos are very susceptible to the cold and will die without their surrogate parents protectionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a warm burrito is a happy burrito.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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