Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs http://www.theonion.com/r/52409tsd pic.twitter.com/nP41fWGODU
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@TheOnion This is exactly what the early days of Mordor looked like.pic.twitter.com/u2R84MS2df
@TheOnion @tedcruz @charliemarcou all the anti-everyone but @HillaryClinton articles are coming now. Onion sold out.
@patrick_mikus If only there were a sprawling, well-funded, right-wing multi-media apparatus to offer an opposing viewpoint about Hillary.
@MisterTackle the onion is great just won't be nearly as good when they're not making fun of everyone You gotta make fun of everyone or none
@patrick_mikus Oh, I suspect they're going to have plenty of fun with Hillary (& Bill) too. BTW, your "cuts up dolls" tweet is really funny.
@MisterTackle no hillarys top donator just purchased part of the onion so no more Hillary satire. And thank you he looks like one creepy guy
@TheOnion Or maybe @realDonaldTrump blasting @tedcruz again in keeping with his scorched-earth campaign style?
@TheOnion @tedcruz @HillaryClinton @Univision you can fool some of us some of the time... Not all of us all the time. Go @SenSanders!
@TheOnion put it on sand and see if it glows
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