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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016

      Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs http://www.theonion.com/r/52409tsd pic.twitter.com/nP41fWGODU

      Ted Cruz and Onion Politics
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016

      Tests of the soil beneath the @TedCruz yard signs revealed it to be highly acidic and often scalding to the touch. http://www.theonion.com/r/52409tsd 

      1:35 PM - 22 Feb 2016
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      • MiniJules Ward Myrtle Rivs Ketrin Ann Page rajib gurung Bolduin Dzhuliya Cynthia Wilson Diana Limarova Seminole Girl in SC
      17 replies 355 retweets 587 likes
        1. Tommy Cross‏ @JollyReprobate 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion This is exactly what the early days of Mordor looked like.pic.twitter.com/u2R84MS2df

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        2. Bears 13-3 🐻 ⬇️‏ @patrick_mikus 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion @tedcruz @charliemarcou all the anti-everyone but @HillaryClinton articles are coming now. Onion sold out.

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        3. Citizen Sane‏ @MisterTackle 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @patrick_mikus

          @patrick_mikus If only there were a sprawling, well-funded, right-wing multi-media apparatus to offer an opposing viewpoint about Hillary.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Bears 13-3 🐻 ⬇️‏ @patrick_mikus 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @MisterTackle

          @MisterTackle the onion is great just won't be nearly as good when they're not making fun of everyone You gotta make fun of everyone or none

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        5. Citizen Sane‏ @MisterTackle 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @patrick_mikus

          @patrick_mikus Oh, I suspect they're going to have plenty of fun with Hillary (& Bill) too. BTW, your "cuts up dolls" tweet is really funny.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. Bears 13-3 🐻 ⬇️‏ @patrick_mikus 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @MisterTackle

          @MisterTackle no hillarys top donator just purchased part of the onion so no more Hillary satire. And thank you he looks like one creepy guy

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        1. Rich Corbett  🇺🇸‏ @RichC 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion Or maybe @realDonaldTrump blasting @tedcruz again in keeping with his scorched-earth campaign style?

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        1. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz meanwhile Rupert Murdoch owns the Wall Street Journal

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        1. LouScannon3‏ @lou_scannon 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz That's odd...you'd think the surfeit of fertilizer there would make for verdant plant life (aka Repugnican brains).

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        1. Michael Levine‏ @LeMichaelLevine 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz Not only that, it had a high manure content. It was full of shit, said the final lab tests.🚽

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        1. Amanda Beneke‏ @333Amanda333 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz @HillaryClinton @Univision you can fool some of us some of the time... Not all of us all the time. Go @SenSanders!

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        1. Murles Brazen‏ @MurlesBrazen 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz will you ever be funny you left wing fucks?

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        1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz Or maybe somebody is pissing on all the signs.

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        1. Art of Lore Grimoire‏ @artoflore 22 Feb 2016
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @TheOnion @tedcruz does it affect all plant life or just the stuff we deem to be useful?

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        1. Ryan Dovel‏ @RyanDovel 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion put it on sand and see if it glows

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        1. RetarTedCruz‏ @retarTedCruz 22 Feb 2016
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          @TheOnion @tedcruz This is the Lord's will, this blight is my famine. Hallelujah! [sticks carrot in ear, starts to drool.]

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