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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016

    Scientists Warn All Plant Life Dying Within 30-Yard Radius Of Ted Cruz Campaign Signs http://www.theonion.com/r/52409tsd pic.twitter.com/nP41fWGODU

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    Ted Cruz and Onion Politics
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tests of the soil beneath the @TedCruz yard signs revealed it to be highly acidic and often scalding to the touch. http://www.theonion.com/r/52409tsd 

        17 replies 355 retweets 587 likes
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      1. Ian Patrick Cunningham‏ @_not_Ian_ 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion did Hillary tell you to write this

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      1. BigChinoDon‏ @BigChinoDon 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion has jumped the shark, or in this case, @HillaryClinton. Can't be a satire site when you are so in the bag for the Dems.

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      1. usaokay | Ross Siev‏ @InternetMonkey_ 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion When my neighbor planted his Trump campaign sign, a wall will suddenly erect around his property whenever the gardener comes by.

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      2. David Doel‏ @daviddoel 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @OnionPolitics Not hard to see why..https://vine.co/v/irXjeP7e0YU 

        TheRationalNational's post on Vine
        Ted Cruz aka The Devil
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      3. Mohamed Bel  🤭‏ @MohamedBlmz 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @daviddoel

        @daviddoel @TheOnion @OnionPolitics and the number of your followings is 666. 😱😱😱😱😈😈

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. catharsis‏ @CMarc_ 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @derekmurphy312

        @derekmurphy312 @TheOnion HAHAHAHA

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      1. The Hash-Slinging Slasher  🔪 🎃 🌹 🍁‏ @CrispyBlake 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @tedcruz @OnionPolitics @BlakeHery

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      1. JW Terror‏ @JWTroemner 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @tedcruz @OnionPolitics Now that's what I call a Scorched Earth Policy

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      1. Jerome Gibson‏ @hedrickgibson 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @tedcruz @OnionPoliticspic.twitter.com/5YznbI8VbS

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      1. DemocritusDeplorable‏ @TwitloadOhTrump 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @lisam02184 @tedcruz @OnionPolitics Probably cause everyone wants to stop and piss on it..To high Nitrogen burn..

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      1. Peggi P.‏ @AboutFaceYoga 25 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @tedcruz @OnionPolitics He's certainly a blight on the landscape.

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      1. Trump_Is_Satan‏ @TrumpSnacks 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion ~ Hmmm. One might think with all the BULLSHIT that flows from his sewerage plant of a brain it would be ten feet tall!!

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      1. Chris Brooks‏ @chunkiluvmuffin 24 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @tedcruz @OnionPolitics - lol, too funny.

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      1. League of Patriots‏ @League_Patriots 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @LakynBrooke @tedcruz @OnionPolitics Cruz and Rubio causing livestock to release more methane? Can't light match on ranch.

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      1. Jason Skelton‏ @JasonSkelton79 22 Feb 2016
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        @OnionPolitics According 2 @TheOnion this will happen 2 your beautiful new lawn should U post a @tedcruz sign in it @Matt_Groth @Swebster9

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      1. Virgil‏ @VirgilGlass 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Folsom8k @tedcruz @OnionPolitics just like the crate with a swastika. #PureEvil

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