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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016

    The Case For And Against Prayer In Public Schools http://www.theonion.com/r/52405tsd pic.twitter.com/Uhs22wH74a

    12:20 PM - 22 Feb 2016
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FOR: Gives teachers one goddamn minute of peace and quiet http://www.theonion.com/r/52405tsd pic.twitter.com/5LnTvv3xLh

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      2. Kristin Weisse‏ @kristinweisse 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KANE_you_dig_it

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      3.  🙃‏ @BooomXhakalaka 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @kristinweisse

        @kristinweisse @TheOnion "Underfunded schools lack resources to provide every student with own rattlesnake to handle" 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kristin Weisse‏ @kristinweisse 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @BooomXhakalaka

        @KANE_you_dig_it @TheOnion "Genuflecting satisfies daily physical activity requirement".. does praying count as cross training on r2w?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  🙃‏ @BooomXhakalaka 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @kristinweisse

        @kristinweisse @TheOnion yeah I thought everything you do on your knees counts as r2w cross training?

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      6. Kristin Weisse‏ @kristinweisse 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @BooomXhakalaka

        @KANE_you_dig_it @TheOnion in that case then i should perpetually be on the leaderboard

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7.  🙃‏ @BooomXhakalaka 23 Feb 2016
        Replying to @kristinweisse

        @kristinweisse @TheOnion #R2Wxtraininglegend

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Luke Fevin‏ @According2Luke 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Truth more 'oniony' than The Onion. #Canada & #Alberta Constitution SPECIFICALLY protects ONLY Christian prayer in Public schools

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      1. Rusty Studebaker‏ @perrycaseyj 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I love this!😂

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      1. Red State Democrat‏ @mcwashtx 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You forgot words like Hell; Damnation; Ghost; Resurrection; the fixation on Blood. You have only scratched the surface...haha

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      2. THE WIZ‏ @junpstart 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If Obama gets to appoint you will not be able to pray in church if there's any left.

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      3. CapTim America.‏ @TimWadephul 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @junpstart

        @junpstart @TheOnion Right. Just like how if he got elected he was going to take all the guns and force Islamic law on everybody.

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      4. THE WIZ‏ @junpstart 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TimWadephul

        @TimWadephul @TheOnion I have no doubt that if that ever came before the SCOTUS they would rule it's Constitutional for Islamic law be OK.

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      5. CapTim America.‏ @TimWadephul 22 Feb 2016
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        @junpstart @TheOnion Ah. well, you sure sound like a completely reasonable person.

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      6. THE WIZ‏ @junpstart 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TimWadephul

        @TimWadephul @TheOnion I try, but don't make it all the time.

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      1. Gary Kelly‏ @Phoneboss 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion there is a "for" argument????? Wow..... that should be interesting!

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