FOR: Gives teachers one goddamn minute of peace and quiet http://www.theonion.com/r/52405tsd pic.twitter.com/5LnTvv3xLh
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FOR: Gives teachers one goddamn minute of peace and quiet http://www.theonion.com/r/52405tsd pic.twitter.com/5LnTvv3xLh
@TheOnion @KANE_you_dig_it
@kristinweisse @TheOnion "Underfunded schools lack resources to provide every student with own rattlesnake to handle" 



@KANE_you_dig_it @TheOnion "Genuflecting satisfies daily physical activity requirement".. does praying count as cross training on r2w?
@kristinweisse @TheOnion yeah I thought everything you do on your knees counts as r2w cross training?
@KANE_you_dig_it @TheOnion in that case then i should perpetually be on the leaderboard
@TheOnion I love this!
@TheOnion You forgot words like Hell; Damnation; Ghost; Resurrection; the fixation on Blood. You have only scratched the surface...haha
@TheOnion If Obama gets to appoint you will not be able to pray in church if there's any left.
@junpstart @TheOnion Right. Just like how if he got elected he was going to take all the guns and force Islamic law on everybody.
@TimWadephul @TheOnion I have no doubt that if that ever came before the SCOTUS they would rule it's Constitutional for Islamic law be OK.
@junpstart @TheOnion Ah. well, you sure sound like a completely reasonable person.
@TimWadephul @TheOnion I try, but don't make it all the time.
@TheOnion there is a "for" argument????? Wow..... that should be interesting!
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