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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2016

    Clinton Credits Nevada Victory To Inescapable, Pitch-Black Tide Of Fate http://www.theonion.com/r/52396tsd pic.twitter.com/bAc1txYU3k

    10:24 AM - 22 Feb 2016
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    • mike Jenni Chang Capitalism Disliker Sarah Pappalardo Noah Spoth Crow Scott Pacyna trustno1 ryan
    25 replies 187 retweets 408 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Chris Steller‏ @chris_steller 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does new @TheOnion story on Hillary pass the "her-supporter-is-new-owner-but-isn't-influencing-content" smell test?pic.twitter.com/KFgoUUKmM0

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Andy‏ @trtx84 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @chris_steller

        @chris_steller @TheOnion The key to the Onion was always that the satire was clear from the beginning. This is just propaganda.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. ♭øşſї‏ @thisisbossi 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        By infiltrating my daily satire, Clinton allies are starting to really turn me off of Clinton... @TheOnion

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      1. KJY‏ @quanger 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/W3vmdxvQLb

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      1.  🔥CasketBurner ⚰‏ @Jack_A_Ryan 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion RIP Onion

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      1. CM Jamaicano‏ @JamrockCapoeira 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And @TheOnion moves from satire to propaganda without skipping a Swiftian beat.

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      1. Mick Davies #FBPE‏ @MrMickDavies 23 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Waiting for the Canyonero ad.

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      1. New conversation
      2. Mike Vanbuskirk‏ @mikevanbus 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wow never thought I'd live to see you guys turn into CNNv2. @ClickHole anyone?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mike Vanbuskirk‏ @mikevanbus 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mikevanbus

        @TheOnion @ClickHole also owned by the onion... Sigh

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. chase‏ @nychthemerons 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yr biased is showing

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      1. Jason‏ @jtsweezo 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion You've lost me as a reader.

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      1. TrishaW‏ @TrishaW04 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Yeah! Go HILLARY👌

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      1. IdahoRE‏ @jona14k 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion do you guys read these tweets? You suck now, end of story. Not even remotely funny.

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      1. mad hatter‏ @wonttkit 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Pitch Black is what the future will be with this woman!!!

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      1. Joe Rispoli‏ @rispolioli 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion well The Onion was cool for a little while. bye for now

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      1. face down in the dirt‏ @txoffender 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion no more follow you

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