Just HAD to one-up @griffinmcelroy didn't you, god @TheOnion
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod you couldn't have at least started with Uranus?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tries to? He does it without breaking a sweat!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bored God Tries To Fit All Of Jupiter In Mouth http://www.theonion.com/r/52402tsd pic.twitter.com/l66Lb56n5k” relax I spit I don't swallow!
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@TheOnion silly God, always trying to stuff things in mouths.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really,@TheTweetOfGod? Come on man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the stories about God are always the best.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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