@TheOnion thank God. Everyone go back to bed
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@TheOnion@redsteeze@TheOnion is dead to me now that it is owned by@HillaryClinton shill - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@redsteeze that is the opening line of his 7 years of daily press briefingsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@c_brads60 I was just reading "Area Man Disappointed in Self for Already Being Full"
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@TheOnion@martylawson We've already chalked up the last 7yrs up as a loss.Why is today any different?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the same thing I've done since he was elected.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Today = 8 yearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol @ Republicans whining about who owns the Onion. Meanwhile Rupert Murdoch owns the Wall Street Journal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@schless09@TheOnion THANKS OBAMA
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@TheOnion@redsteeze The Onion thinks the Onion is funny. That much is clear.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Ya, lets just take a break. We aren't doing anything anyways." - Obama.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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